What a Plonker

zetasandsatellites:

#one day #I’m going to set up an elaborate candlelight dinner at a fancy hotel #I’m going to chat you up for a long hour or two #engage you in a passionate conversation #stare across at you longingly the whole time #seduce you #lead you into a semi-darkened bedroom filled with rose petals and incense #get us both undressed #and kick you in the nuts

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