February 2012
zetasandsatellites:
#one day #I’m going to set up an elaborate candlelight dinner at a fancy hotel #I’m going to chat you up for a long hour or two #engage you in a passionate conversation #stare across at you longingly the whole time #seduce you #lead you into a semi-darkened bedroom filled with rose petals and incense #get us both undressed #and kick you in the nuts
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disparatre:
the best feeling in the world is when you rap to kanye word for word
I keep trying to do my English homework but I keep getting distracted by watching videos of Beaker from the muppets on youtube.
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
That awkward moment when
dezultory:
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
urrgh working 12:30-til close on saturday and 9:30-til close on sunday lol kill me now.
lol i’ve washed and straighten my hair and scrubbed my face within an inch of it’s life. Now I just need lot’s of beauty sleep and wishful thinking and hopefully I’ll get a half decent school photo tomorrow. urrgh so much effort thank the lord it’s in the morning.
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That awkward moment when you realise that you’re character for the musical isn’t named Pa(i)ge but in fact a pager and you have two lines one of which is just Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep. And even the people who don’t have lines are the stage way longer than you.
Anonymous asked: 1, 19, 31 and 30? :)
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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“‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...”
– J. K. Rowling (via nuaira)
I had the best pancakes today, so good.
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
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