Flick Your God Damn Hair.

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And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you. by lntroductions.tumblr.com (via lntroductions)

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Natalie Portman on the set of Black Swan

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captainthundercnt:

Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.

Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos

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queen-goblin-approximately:

Miss. Grace Jones

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Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle. by Came up in conversation.  (via childoflust)

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When I cheat on my tree bf
me: I'm sorry babe I love u
bf: just go. leaf.

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whimsy-cat:

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

holy fucking shit 😍

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niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

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starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

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erisolsprite:

science has proven that:

  • blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
  • clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
  • dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
  • obama can skateboard
  • onion;s are fucking disgusting
  • youre a shrimp
  • everyone is a shrimp

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

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