Flick Your God Damn Hair.

captainthundercnt:

Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.

Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos

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queen-goblin-approximately:

Miss. Grace Jones

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Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle. by Came up in conversation.  (via childoflust)

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When I cheat on my tree bf
me: I'm sorry babe I love u
bf: just go. leaf.

ivolving:

whimsy-cat:

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

holy fucking shit 😍

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niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

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starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

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erisolsprite:

science has proven that:

  • blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
  • clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
  • dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
  • obama can skateboard
  • onion;s are fucking disgusting
  • youre a shrimp
  • everyone is a shrimp

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

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morethanivesaid:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

alienswithankhs:

afrafemme:

spideybutt:

the whole interview is him trying to defend himself as a scholar because apparently you can’t be a muslim scholar of religion.

This makes me angry

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wtf. why the hell is she asking him those questions. stupid fk. smh.

this dude reads biblical greek

biblical greek

he is more qualified to speak about the bible than most priests

omg this is what i was talking about

this is reza aslan

and the bullshit he has to put up with

:) american :) media :)

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toolesbiantofunction:

ALL THE IMPORTANT WOMEN IN MY LIFE

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